did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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