if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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