Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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