I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I understand Curling. That high.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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