he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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