piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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