Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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