Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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