I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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