What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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