Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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