Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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