what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I currently don't understand fingers.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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