She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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