im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
