How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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