so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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