your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
there was a trapeze. enough said
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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