Your tits are I can't wait for
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
