didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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