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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song

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(905): View more from Ontario

You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..

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(516): View more from New York

Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago

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