that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
They are going to name an STD after you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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