Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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