Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
