sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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