she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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