Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Send help, water and tortillas.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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