I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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