Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I need to align my fucking chakras
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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