if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize