But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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