Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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