I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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