ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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