He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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