Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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