I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When are your genitals available?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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