She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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