You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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