why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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