I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
