after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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