What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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