Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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