They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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