So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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