He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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