I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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