I don't think brook has ever known best
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I need a hoe opinion
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