No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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