She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
No subtext here. People are naked.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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