Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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