He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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