i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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