i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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