That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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